Office Phone Call – SNL


>>AS YOU CAN SEE, OUR THIRD
QUARTER REVENUE WAS DOWN ALMOST 5% BUT OUR ONLINE SALES IN THE
PAST FEW WEEKS SUGGEST A LOT OF UPSIDE.
ANY QUESTIONS?>>YES.
I JUST WANTED TO MENTION THAT I THINK IS A HUGE OPPORTUNITY TO
EXPAND FURTHER INTO THE BY TOE TECH SECTOR.
THAT’S WHERE WE’VE SEEN THE BIGGEST GROWTH.
>>HELLO? WAIT, WHAT’S THAT?
OH, MY GOD. OH, MY — ARE YOU SERIOUS?
OH, MY GOD. THAT’S HORRIBLE.
ALL RIGHT. NO.
I’LL BE THERE. OH, MY GOD.
ALL RIGHT. I’M COMING NOW.
OH, MY GOD. GUYS, I’M SO SORRY, SOMETHING
JUST CAME UP. I HAVE GOT TO RUN.
I’LL BE BACK AS SOON AS I CAN, OKAY?
>>DOUG.>>YEAH.
>>DOUG, IT’S OKAY.>>WHAT IS?
>>DOUG, YOU DON’T HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS.
YOU CAN JUST USE THE BATHROOM.>>EXCUSE ME?
>>DOUG, EVERY TIME WE HAVE A MEETING AFTER LUNCH, YOU LOUDLY
TAKE A PHONE CALL AND FAKE SOME KIND OF EMERGENCY, AND IT’S
CLEARLY BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM.
>>YEAH. IT ALWAYS SOUNDS LIKE A FAMILY
EMERGENCY, BUT THEN YOU ARE BACK IN LIKE EIGHT MINUTES.
>>OH. OKAY.
OH, I’M SORRY. I’M SORRY THAT MY FAMILY
EMERGENCIES ONLY TAKE EIGHT MINUTES.
I GUESS NEXT TIME I’LL TELL MY FAMILY TO BE IN MORE TROUBLE,
LYLE.>>DOUG, JUST GO TO THE
BATHROOM.>>NO.
NO. NO, BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM. NO.
NOPE. YOU KNOW WHAT, I HAD TO DEAL
WITH SOMETHING URGENT REGARDING A LOVED ONE, BUT FORGET IT.
WORK IS MORE IMPORTANT. THEY CAN JUST SUFFER I GUESS.
PLEASE, CONTINUE.>>OKAY, FINE.
ANYONE ELSE WANT TO WEIGH IN ON THE BIOTECH SIDE?
>>YEAH. I GET THAT WE HAVE MADE HUGE
STRIDES IN BIOTECH BUT MOST OF THAT COMES FROM A SINGLE PATENT
THAT EXPIRES IN TWO YEARS. TWO OTHER POINTS —
WE HAVE VERY LITTLE CASH TO — INVEST AND THE OVERHEAD FOR LAB
WORK IS MUCH HIGHER.>>OH.
>>DOUG, YOU DISAGREE?>>HUH, YOU KNOW.
>>LYLE, THOUGHTS?>>I STILL THINK PHARMACEUTICALS
ARE OUR BREAD AND BUTTER AND — I MEAN — I DON’T KNOW WHAT
ELSE –>>WHAT’S THAT?
OH, MY GOD. NO, NO, IT’S EVEN MORE URGENT
NOW? BUT I CAN’T.
I CAN’T JUST LEAVE WORK. OKAY?
WELL, I DON’T CARE HOW MANY STAIRS YOU FELL DOWN, NANA.
>>DOUG.>>STOP, STOP, STOP.
WHAT’S THAT? WELL, YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN
MEET ME AT WORK ON THE FIFTH FLOOR WHERE IT’S TOTALLY EMPTY
BUT THE BATHROOM STILL WORKS. OKAY.
HANG IN THERE, NANA. GUYS, I JUST GOT A CALL.
>>NO, WE ALL HEARD YOU JUST GOT A CALL, DUDE.
>>YEAH, WELL, I’M SORRY. MY NANA IS REALLY SICK.
>>YOU SAID SHE FELL DOWNSTAIRS.>>YEAH, AND SHE’S SICK OF IT.
SHE’S SICK OF FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS.
>>DOUG, JUST GO TO THE BATHROOM.
>>I’M SORRY. WHAT?
WHAT DID YOU SAY?>>DOUG, JUST GO TO THE
BATHROOM. YOU ARE VISIBLY SWEATING, DOUG.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>YOU KNOW WHAT, I RESENT THESE
ACCUSATION. I REALLY DO.
AND IF YOU GUYS DON’T BELIEVE THAT MY NANA NEEDS ME VERY
URGENTLY IN THE FIFTH FLOOR BATHROOM SO WE CAN HAVE A
PRIVATE FAMILY CONVERSATION FOR EIGHT TO 15 MINUTES, JUST FORGET
IT. FORGET IT.
I’LL STAY. YOU WIN.
SO PLEASE, PLEASE PROCEED. [ FARTING ]
>>UM. UH.
OKAY, DOUG?>>YEAH?
>>DOUG, DID YOU JUST S YOUR Ps?>>PROBABLY NOT.
>>OH, DOUG. OH, DOUG.
>>RING, RING. OH, HEY, DOUG, IT’S FOR YOU,
MAN. IT IS A YOUR NANA.
>>NANA?>>YEAH, OH, DOUG, SHE CALLED ME
TOO. SHE SAID — SHE SAYS IT’S AN
EMERGENCY.>>AN EMERGENCY?
>>YEAH. SHE SAID MEET HER IN THE FIFTH
FLOOR BATHROOM AND THAT’S THERE’S A SHOWER IN THERE TOO,
JUST FYI.>>AND SHE ALSO SAID TO TELL YOU
THAT THERE IS A J-CREW IN THE LOBBY THAT SELLS UNDERWEAR.
>>OH, MAN. I MEAN, IT’S WEIRD THAT
SHE WOULD SAY ALL THAT. BUT OKAY.
IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I BETTER GO DEAL WITH THIS FOR — FOR MY
NANA. EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>HE’S IN THE ELEVATOR. OKAY.
I THINK WE CAN CONTINUE NOW.>>HELLO?
OH, MY GOD. NANA?
>>JUST GO TO THE BATHROOM, LYLE.
[ APPLAUSE ]

100 Replies to “Office Phone Call – SNL

  1. My nana's really sick. But you just said she fell down the stairs? Yes, and she's sick of it, sick of falling down the stairs!

  2. After watching for a min.. i wrapped my head except for my eyes thought my head gonna explode… but then my eyes popped out… died due to laughter…. simple concept amazing performance…

  3. Lol I hate that guy! In the army we always had this one guy, who’s wife would always need a ride to the hospital, and conveniently she would only get sick, right before his shift startsπŸ˜‚

  4. I WISH IT WAS JOHN CENA INSTEAD OF THE LATE #PAULWALKER.. YOU FUCKERS CHILDRENΒ  CENA CANNOT WRESTLE OR ACT.. HE RUINED A GENERATION.Β  HE IS A FRAUD.Β  FORGET THAT HE IS BUILT OR STRONG HE USES DRUGS. IDIOTS. WE ALL FED UP OF CENA! CM PUNK EXPOSED CENA UNTALENTED PERFORMANCE

  5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that sound when be sat down OMG. I bursted out with laughterπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  6. I don't know why people are afraid to use the bathroom at work. I don't care I will bomb my draws I'm using the bathroom

  7. Very Uncomfortably Awkward and True, Shocked at the Torture and Terror jeff bezos perpetrates at amazon against Americans employed there

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  9. I think YouTube also can hear us cuz I’m in toilet 🚽 doing my shit and this came as a recommendation 😐

  10. I GO THROUGH THE SAME THING…. MY STOMACH NEVER acts up until I'm n a meeting and quiet…. It started in highschool

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