>>AS YOU CAN SEE, OUR THIRD
QUARTER REVENUE WAS DOWN ALMOST 5% BUT OUR ONLINE SALES IN THE
PAST FEW WEEKS SUGGEST A LOT OF UPSIDE.
ANY QUESTIONS?>>YES.
I JUST WANTED TO MENTION THAT I THINK IS A HUGE OPPORTUNITY TO
EXPAND FURTHER INTO THE BY TOE TECH SECTOR.
THAT’S WHERE WE’VE SEEN THE BIGGEST GROWTH.
>>HELLO? WAIT, WHAT’S THAT?
OH, MY GOD. OH, MY — ARE YOU SERIOUS?
OH, MY GOD. THAT’S HORRIBLE.
ALL RIGHT. NO.
I’LL BE THERE. OH, MY GOD.
ALL RIGHT. I’M COMING NOW.
OH, MY GOD. GUYS, I’M SO SORRY, SOMETHING
JUST CAME UP. I HAVE GOT TO RUN.
I’LL BE BACK AS SOON AS I CAN, OKAY?
>>DOUG.>>YEAH.
>>DOUG, IT’S OKAY.>>WHAT IS?
>>DOUG, YOU DON’T HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS.
YOU CAN JUST USE THE BATHROOM.>>EXCUSE ME?
>>DOUG, EVERY TIME WE HAVE A MEETING AFTER LUNCH, YOU LOUDLY
TAKE A PHONE CALL AND FAKE SOME KIND OF EMERGENCY, AND IT’S
CLEARLY BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO USE THE BATHROOM.
>>YEAH. IT ALWAYS SOUNDS LIKE A FAMILY
EMERGENCY, BUT THEN YOU ARE BACK IN LIKE EIGHT MINUTES.
>>OH. OKAY.
OH, I’M SORRY. I’M SORRY THAT MY FAMILY
EMERGENCIES ONLY TAKE EIGHT MINUTES.
I GUESS NEXT TIME I’LL TELL MY FAMILY TO BE IN MORE TROUBLE,
LYLE.>>DOUG, JUST GO TO THE
BATHROOM.>>NO.
NO. NO, BECAUSE I DON’T HAVE TO GO
TO THE BATHROOM. NO.
NOPE. YOU KNOW WHAT, I HAD TO DEAL
WITH SOMETHING URGENT REGARDING A LOVED ONE, BUT FORGET IT.
WORK IS MORE IMPORTANT. THEY CAN JUST SUFFER I GUESS.
PLEASE, CONTINUE.>>OKAY, FINE.
ANYONE ELSE WANT TO WEIGH IN ON THE BIOTECH SIDE?
>>YEAH. I GET THAT WE HAVE MADE HUGE
STRIDES IN BIOTECH BUT MOST OF THAT COMES FROM A SINGLE PATENT
THAT EXPIRES IN TWO YEARS. TWO OTHER POINTS —
WE HAVE VERY LITTLE CASH TO — INVEST AND THE OVERHEAD FOR LAB
WORK IS MUCH HIGHER.>>OH.
>>DOUG, YOU DISAGREE?>>HUH, YOU KNOW.
>>LYLE, THOUGHTS?>>I STILL THINK PHARMACEUTICALS
ARE OUR BREAD AND BUTTER AND — I MEAN — I DON’T KNOW WHAT
ELSE –>>WHAT’S THAT?
OH, MY GOD. NO, NO, IT’S EVEN MORE URGENT
NOW? BUT I CAN’T.
I CAN’T JUST LEAVE WORK. OKAY?
WELL, I DON’T CARE HOW MANY STAIRS YOU FELL DOWN, NANA.
>>DOUG.>>STOP, STOP, STOP.
WHAT’S THAT? WELL, YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN
MEET ME AT WORK ON THE FIFTH FLOOR WHERE IT’S TOTALLY EMPTY
BUT THE BATHROOM STILL WORKS. OKAY.
HANG IN THERE, NANA. GUYS, I JUST GOT A CALL.
>>NO, WE ALL HEARD YOU JUST GOT A CALL, DUDE.
>>YEAH, WELL, I’M SORRY. MY NANA IS REALLY SICK.
>>YOU SAID SHE FELL DOWNSTAIRS.>>YEAH, AND SHE’S SICK OF IT.
SHE’S SICK OF FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS.
>>DOUG, JUST GO TO THE BATHROOM.
>>I’M SORRY. WHAT?
WHAT DID YOU SAY?>>DOUG, JUST GO TO THE
BATHROOM. YOU ARE VISIBLY SWEATING, DOUG.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>YOU KNOW WHAT, I RESENT THESE
ACCUSATION. I REALLY DO.
AND IF YOU GUYS DON’T BELIEVE THAT MY NANA NEEDS ME VERY
URGENTLY IN THE FIFTH FLOOR BATHROOM SO WE CAN HAVE A
PRIVATE FAMILY CONVERSATION FOR EIGHT TO 15 MINUTES, JUST FORGET
IT. FORGET IT.
I’LL STAY. YOU WIN.
SO PLEASE, PLEASE PROCEED. [ FARTING ]
>>UM. UH.
OKAY, DOUG?>>YEAH?
>>DOUG, DID YOU JUST S YOUR Ps?>>PROBABLY NOT.
>>OH, DOUG. OH, DOUG.
>>RING, RING. OH, HEY, DOUG, IT’S FOR YOU,
MAN. IT IS A YOUR NANA.
>>NANA?>>YEAH, OH, DOUG, SHE CALLED ME
TOO. SHE SAID — SHE SAYS IT’S AN
EMERGENCY.>>AN EMERGENCY?
>>YEAH. SHE SAID MEET HER IN THE FIFTH
FLOOR BATHROOM AND THAT’S THERE’S A SHOWER IN THERE TOO,
JUST FYI.>>AND SHE ALSO SAID TO TELL YOU
THAT THERE IS A J-CREW IN THE LOBBY THAT SELLS UNDERWEAR.
>>OH, MAN. I MEAN, IT’S WEIRD THAT
SHE WOULD SAY ALL THAT. BUT OKAY.
IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I BETTER GO DEAL WITH THIS FOR — FOR MY
NANA. EXCUSE ME.
EXCUSE ME. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>HE’S IN THE ELEVATOR. OKAY.
I THINK WE CAN CONTINUE NOW.>>HELLO?
OH, MY GOD. NANA?
>>JUST GO TO THE BATHROOM, LYLE.
[ APPLAUSE ]
Kevin is me
Why are my eyes watery..when nana calls everyone else
Im lactose intolerant. 3:20 that's my worst nightmare.
I never laughed like thisπ
Gotta love the restrooms in empty parts of the building, lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy9o9H_l3rk
Oh My God
-Kevin Hart 2017
The funniest part is at the end where they show a picture of a 3 story office building.
Hahahahahah
Hilarious. π€£π€£
What is he eating for lunch?!
Kevin Hart made a super sympathetic character. You actually feel for the him as the skit progresses.
Doug should change his diet. Or become an entrepreneur.
Now this skit was funny
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i cringed and pinched my nose as he sharted
Dude bust a o ring out in that office
I was eatting…
Why suffer man? I tell my co-workers str8 up, hey Im'a go take a shit, y'all hold it down fo about 10 minutes.
My nana's really sick. But you just said she fell down the stairs? Yes, and she's sick of it, sick of falling down the stairs!
His faceπ
They gotta be the best co-workers I have ever seen
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Been there Done that. Poor guy
Holy s**t!!!π€£π€£π€£
He should have used the ol βdrop the kids off at the poolβ routine
What's that?!?!?
Lmao!
Oh my god lol
Did you just S your P? Ahahahahaha
Haaa, that's me!
I was hoping NANA showed up and made everybody feel bad for keeping her grandbaby at work
You know everybody has a poop walk. Some more urgency driven that others.
I luv how at the end they all help doug. How sweet! π
Haha aww great co-workers!
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Kevin hart is shit
oh my God thith ith hilarious
The Boy Who Cried Wolf: 2017
After watching for a min.. i wrapped my head except for my eyes thought my head gonna explode… but then my eyes popped out… died due to laughter…. simple concept amazing performance…
Kevin looked posessed lmfo his eyes are all over the place hahaaaaa
But where's the fifth floor then ππππ
Lol I hate that guy! In the army we always had this one guy, whoβs wife would always need a ride to the hospital, and conveniently she would only get sick, right before his shift startsπ
He not funny
OK It didnβt get funny to the end LOL
Iβm actually interested in Doug βs insights on the biotech and pharmaceuticals
I died so much!!! wow when he sat down and that noise!!! joh
Lmao!!!
That walk of Kevin in the end though π π€£ π€£
I WISH IT WAS JOHN CENA INSTEAD OF THE LATE #PAULWALKER.. YOU FUCKERS CHILDRENΒ CENA CANNOT WRESTLE OR ACT.. HE RUINED A GENERATION.Β HE IS A FRAUD.Β FORGET THAT HE IS BUILT OR STRONG HE USES DRUGS. IDIOTS. WE ALL FED UP OF CENA! CM PUNK EXPOSED CENA UNTALENTED PERFORMANCE
Lmbooooooπ
Did you S your P's lmao
Absolute best comic writers of all time! This was gold! Thanks SNL!
Lame one…
Ay you know what, I think my Nana calling too…
Hey Doug its your nanna..
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When you bust a nut but she keeps sucking 1:36
Kevin Hart Doesn't π©
I'm in tears
LOOOL
pro tip: donβt watch this while getting tattooed
πππππ that sound when be sat down OMG. I bursted out with laughterππ
Man, Kate is rockin that dress tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjugW9XRdjY
Denial is not just a river in Egypt
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3:20
I miss Kevin.. I miss that dude's post and shows
3:20
I don't know why people are afraid to use the bathroom at work. I don't care I will bomb my draws I'm using the bathroom
Love it
This is totally me. I be sweating and getting goose bumps all over my body π
I'm not really an snl person but this was damn funny
This niggah really banging on the table. Lool
Expressions killed me πππππ
Very Uncomfortably Awkward and True, Shocked at the Torture and Terror jeff bezos perpetrates at amazon against Americans employed there
They shouldβve just let him go in first place πππ
I was watching this after having a coffee with no toilet around. I felt this in my soul….. And my pants.
Oh my .. https://www.bandlab.com/rahbino757 #RAHBINO
When he start sweating shit got real lol
Kevin was visibly under pressure
It's weird that she would even say all that but okay π€£π€£π€£
This sketch was kind of funny for a new one.
You can tell he had to shit from the beginning π€£π€£ omg omg
This is how many times Kevin said OMG!
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Omg omg Kevin is sick as fuck π€£π€£
Watching him desperate to relief himself, while im in the toilet makes this oddly satisfying
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I'm in pain from laughing…π€£π€£
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oh my God oh my God ππππ
This is me
It's ok. Go take a shit
Great to watch the pretender squirm. And he enjoys it too = is getting paid, how wonderful.
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I wonder how viral this went in some workplaces
backdoor comedy in English.
I think YouTube also can hear us cuz Iβm in toilet π½ doing my shit and this came as a recommendation π
Wouldβve been a lot funnier. If at the end his grandma walked in
I GO THROUGH THE SAME THING…. MY STOMACH NEVER acts up until I'm n a meeting and quiet…. It started in highschool