Dan St. Germain – Bad Vibes – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

– He runs after me, grabs me,and he goes, “What the fuck are you doing?” And I go, “Living, bro,” and I punch him in the face and run away. Like, there’s happy drunk. There’s sad drunk. I was run-away drunk. [police siren blaring in …

Artie Lange – Porn Pool Party – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

Artie Lange – Porn Pool Party – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

– It’s just a crazy fucking scene,like, right out of “Boogie Nights.” I mean, there’s porn going on, and the porn that porn people like is really great shit, you know? It’s, like, “Wow, look at that. That is really a flexible midget.”[dark electronic music]♪[cheers …

Dan Soder – Tucson Hog-Tie – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

Dan Soder – Tucson Hog-Tie – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

– Don’t get weird. I know it’s weird right now, but I’m not fuckin’ dead. I’m here. I’m telling the story. All right? You can unclench your buttholes. This isn’t– This isn’t ghost comedy.[upbeat music]How you doing, ladies? Can I interest you in a… threesome?Welcome …

Workaholics – Man Snacks

Workaholics – Man Snacks

OH! – OKAY. – WE CAN DO IT! PUT SOME GLUTE INTO IT! – YEAH. – HERE WE GO. – OH, THIS IS COOL! I’M GLAD WE DIDN’T CALL AAA AND TOOK FATE INTO OUR OWN HANDS LIKE CONAN. OW, OW. I GOT IT. ANCHOR. …

Steve Rannazzisi, Bobby Lee, Natasha Leggero & Ari Shaffir – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

Steve Rannazzisi, Bobby Lee, Natasha Leggero & Ari Shaffir – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

– I remember leaping up and then got down, and punched you and then I said, “This is going to happen every time I see you.” (electronic hip hop music) Welcome to This is Not Happening presents Fistacuffs. If you’ve never been to the show …

Duncan Trussell – Dying on Acid – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

Duncan Trussell – Dying on Acid – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

>>DUNCAN TRUSSELL: I’LL NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH ACID HE PUT ON MY TONGUE BUT I DO KNOW. THE LOOK ON MY FRIENDS’ FACES WAS THE LOOK THAT SOMEONE WOULD HAVE AS THEY WERE WATCHING A PERSON FALL BACKWARDS INTO THE GRAND CANYON. ♪♪ ♪♪>>ARI SHAFFIR: …

Dan Cummins – Vegas, Acid and Enya – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

Dan Cummins – Vegas, Acid and Enya – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

– And what I had really wanted to do for a long timewas a lot of drugs.I had been high before, but I had never been “don’t squish tiny horses” high. And I definitely wanted a piece of that action.[dark electronic music]♪ [muted, echoing voices] …

Dave Ross – Acid Reflux – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

Dave Ross – Acid Reflux – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

– If you haven’t taken acid, it’s a great drug. You got to take it, but you only get six times. You’ll get six times, and then your seventh time, it’s just, like, images of people dying, your parents getting shot in the face, and …