Weekend Update on Stomach Bug Shutting Down High School – SNL

Weekend Update on Stomach Bug Shutting Down High School – SNL

>>>A HIGH SCHOOL IN ILLINOIS HAS CANCELLED CLASSES FOR A SECOND DAY AFTER MORE THAN 800 STUDENTS WERE OUT WITH A STOMACH BUG. WHICH MAKES SENSE FOR A SCHOOL WHOSE MASCOT IS A WARM SHRIMP COCKTAIL. [ LAUGHTER ] ADORABLE.>>THIS WEEK MARKS THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY …

Michael Douglas Reveals How Good a Golfer Donald Trump Is

Michael Douglas Reveals How Good a Golfer Donald Trump Is

-Are you still golfing? -I am. Not — Not well. And I know you’ve been playing since you were in high school. -Yeah. -I heard that, and you said not well, but that’s the realities of golf, isn’t it? -I’m consistently bad. Yeah. [ Laughter …

Office Phone Call – SNL

Office Phone Call – SNL

>>AS YOU CAN SEE, OUR THIRD QUARTER REVENUE WAS DOWN ALMOST 5% BUT OUR ONLINE SALES IN THE PAST FEW WEEKS SUGGEST A LOT OF UPSIDE. ANY QUESTIONS?>>YES. I JUST WANTED TO MENTION THAT I THINK IS A HUGE OPPORTUNITY TO EXPAND FURTHER INTO THE …

James Spader Explains Why New York City Is the Best City in the World

-Thank you for being here. You know, I’ve said this to you, but I’ve said it all day today. You’re one of my favorite guests I have ever had on the show. -Thank you. -I love having you on. I love talking to you, and …

Thank You Notes: Venom, Turtlenecks

Thank You Notes: Venom, Turtlenecks

-So I thought if you guys wouldn’t mind, I’d just like to write out my weekly thank-you notes right now. Is that cool? [ Cheers and applause ] James, can I get some thank-you- note-writing music, please? [ Soft piano music plays ] Wow. -Wow. …

Thank You Notes: Jeff Bezos’ Divorce, Clam Chowder

Thank You Notes: Jeff Bezos’ Divorce, Clam Chowder

-I was just running a bit behind. I thought if you guys wouldn’t mind, I’d just like to write out my weekly thank-you notes right now. Is that okay with you guys? [ Cheers and applause ] Thank you. James, can I get some thank-you- …