Get dressed, buddy. I’m taking you to school. I can’t. I’m sick. Yeah, well, bite me. Hey! Don’t screw with me, shorty. I only got like nine hours of sleep last night. And get dressed. I’m supposed to take a shower first. Sit near a window. Here, put these on. I wore these yesterday. They’re still exemely stylish. Put them on. Can I have some privacy, please? For what? You’re 11. That’s close to puberty. Okay. I’m leaving. What am I, nuts? Get up! I could’ve dressed myself, you know. You had your chance. I look stupid. Yeah, well, you’re close to puberty. I forgot to comb my hair. No, no, no, no, no. I’ll do it. That’s spit. One man’s saliva is another man’s mousse. Now shut up. You’re beautiful. Let’s go. What about lunch? Sorry, I have plans. No, you’re supposed to make me lunch. Oh, alright. Come on. You’re not really a morning person, are you? You’re just saying that because I spit on your head. You like cold pizza, right? Sure. This is frozen. Yeah, if you sit on it, it will thaw by lunch. My butt is freezing. You wanted pizza. Alright, I’ll put the seat warmer on. Cook it from both sides. I like it better when my dad takes me to school. Oh G, you’re not having fun? Because I’m farting
rainbows over here. First he forgets me, now he leaves me with you. Hey, you know what? Your father works like a dog to make sure you have everything you need. And if sometimes he’s not there for you it’s just because he’s… trying to stay out of federal prison. I think he needs to have sex. I was kidding about prison, Jake. Huh? Ehm, what do you mean he needs to have sex? Well, he’s been really grumpy lately and you’re usually in a good mood. I figure it’s because you have sex. Jake, it takes more than sex to make a man happy. You also need money. Alright. Have a good day. Learn something. This isn’t my school. What do you mean? I mean, I don’t go to school here. Well, where do you go to school? Woodward Avenue Elementary. And where the hell is that? Woodward Avenue, I guess. I don’t know why you can’t tough it out here for one day. Make some new friends. Hey Alan? It’s Charlie. Yeah, look, I want to ask you something, but I don’t want you to read anything into it. Where exactly is Jake’s school? You don’t know where his school is? What the hell is wrong with you? Are you trying to kill me? You could be right about the sex thing.